Total Medals Earned: 44 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 415 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Check credits section
Listen to all songs
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 16/30 (110/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)